Nelson Gardner
director – choreographer

Like many before him, Nelson was born in a rare, metallic substance known as ‘Zaxtrin C’ and implanted into a giant, enigmatic cloud of swirling energy referred to only as ‘The Great Rhythm’.

He also got a Bachelor of Music Theatre from VCA about a year ago, so now people pay him to act, sing, dance, teach, inspire, motivate and fight bouts of crippling self-doubt.

Jessie Ngaio
producer – set and costumes – performer
www.jngaio.com

In 2007 Jessie Ngaio ran away from her small hometown in New Zealand to study for her Masters in Fine Arts. Since graduating, she has exhibited a couple of times a year as well as having worked in a gallery, a bank and porn. She has also made some dumb comics, weird videos, psychotic paintings, unflattering photos and creepy dolls. When Jessie isn’t making “art”, she’s complaining about how much her hands hurt from RSI, looking at pictures of naked people, and thinking about feminism and shit. Jessie likes boobs, glitter, colours that burn your eyeballs and long walks on the beach looking for mermaid corpses.

Lucas Heil
writer – composer – performer
www.lucasheil.com

Between the time of his birth and the present day, Lucas Heil has taken the role of an actor, writer, director, editor and producer for various short films, music videos, television programs, comics and video productions. Obviously not constantly since his birth, it wasn’t meant in the literal sense. Lucas is one of the Managing Directors of the comedy group ‘Heartless Corporation’, and is a key writer/performer/cameraman/director/editor in everything you see on the HeartlessCorporation channel on YouTube. He also enjoys talking himself up for bios. 

Wes Gardner
writer – performer

Wes is the writer of many of the comics at SighFive.com and has worked with Heartless Corporation. His vocabulary is really, really good, and his writing is also good too.

Jessie, Lucas and Wes have previously collaborated together at sighfive.com and a quick sampler of all their work can be found here. 

Special Thanks

Dylan Smith for being our sound and lights guy during the Fringe Festival. Lauren Olney for our amazing publicity photos. Eff Pan for designing our poster. Marc McIntyre for his excellent puppet making. Adam Lyon for his incredible voice acting skills. Aimee, Andre, Olya and Tom for volunteering their most excellent selves as ushers. Janet McLeod for her incredible support.